Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
Get the Dessert and Coffee mug.So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.
Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
by Dovagedy January 8, 2020
Get the Coffee Maker mug.A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
Get the Coffee crisp mug.by John's big brain May 14, 2021
Get the iced coffee mug.Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
Get the Coffee in the cockpit mug.An oldskool dance. To preform the coffee seesaw, one must take their arms and bend them approximatly 90 degrees at the elbow out in front of their person. Cup the hands as if you were grasping piping hot coffees. Then, in an alternating fashon, move one arm up, and one down. Repeat. Congratgulations, you have just done the Coffee Seesaw!
shyketh1: the fuck you doing?
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
vargad1: why, the coffee seesaw, what else?
daras1: omfgroflbatmanjuggler!
by daras1 March 17, 2005
Get the The Coffee Seesaw mug.by Homeboy J-Fury October 20, 2010
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