cake ache

When you don't wipe your anus well enough and your po po is a little achey.
A little brown streak left in your underwear.
My butthole has cake ache.
by Beanie Weinie October 16, 2017
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Cake muffin

I really want to lick your cake muffin
by Jobmo June 05, 2017
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Passing the cake

Getting shafted out of something that you wanted, usually at work, because of some rule of "politeness" or "team spirit". From the movie "Office Space", when the ratio of people to cake was too big and Milton was told to keep passing it, so eventually everybody gets a piece except for him.
"I'm taking this office before anybody else does. I'm tired of always passing the cake"
by buggieboy December 12, 2008
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cake fam

Moronic bitches who roast each other on the daily, laugh at their own jokes, and get more pussy and dick than yo whole ancestry. Every member has cake and they all have sexual nicknames that be funny af. Their fuckboys/boyfriends/any boy involved with them are called cakeboys. They're always turning up and they funny and loyal as hell. Beware of them though because if you fight one cake fam girl you fight them all bitch! Also, their favorite things to eat are hot cheetos and chicken quesadillas with watermelon arizona juice.

Sayings: "Are you dumb as fuck?!" "Are you sumb or dupid?" "There's too much dick in the air. Febreeze!" "When bae's tired but you horny af." "It takes time to suck a dick." "Go in a hole and choke on a dick." "Salty as a saltine."

Members: Grandma Booty, Darbooty, Ho Ho, Porncess, Merslutties, and Irene the Virgin
Cake fam is so ratchet, I love them.
by Merslutties February 26, 2015
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Cake at stake

All the points are gone we are free from them now but we look on, from the moment that we see, the next slice of Cake the Step closer to the Prize brought on at Cake at stake
Person 1: Hey when is cake at stake gonna start?
Person 2: now
by Amigo_Lololol July 16, 2022
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Slaughter cake

A slaughter cake is the feeling you get when you mow down a bunch of npcs in a video game in a short amount of time
Yo brian, what happened to those pedestrians?

I had a slaughter cake
by KentuckyFriedHumans April 28, 2020
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crab cake

mrs beheney’s crab cakes
the beheneys wifi password is crab cake
by whatsthemostrandomthing March 05, 2019
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