by cooperlover123 May 27, 2025

by Truthtruthtruthtruth August 20, 2022

Cooper Smit is the worst person you will ever meet, he will brake ever window he can and if he can he will try to rape you.
by Ben Coughlan November 11, 2018

Mini Cooper is an adorable car with a fashionable driver behind the wheel. Unreliable but zippy, this vehicle may leave you stranded on the side of the highway but by God you will look fucking Euro trash cute with the hood up and your thumb out. Don’t talk bad about this car when you are within earshot because as soon as you do it will go all “Christine” on you, locking the doors and emitting numerous check engine lights that can only be cleared by the Gods at Mini Cooper themselves. Mini Coopers make you smile when you see them on the road because they are cute and you aren’t the one dealing with the constant headache of a BMW manufactured engine.
I saw a Mini Cooper broke down on the 80 and couldn’t get over the how perfectly symmetrical the racing stripes were.
by LynnyO September 25, 2020

by Bickpickflesheatingcock November 23, 2021

Cooper is an helpful friend, who despite knowing girls, never wants to get a girlfriend. He can be helpful with dating advice, but sometimes stubborn. Cooper loves trying to trick his friends into saying dumb stuff on a recording, and he is amazing at getting horrible photos of his friends.
by Not_Cooper17 November 29, 2021

Eating children’s sized meals like Jordan Thomas Cooper said which was approved by Clinton Surgeon General Dr. Elders.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
