Cookie-Wank

You and your friends stand in a circle around a cookie. You start to jerk off and try to hit the cookie with your load. The first one who doesn't hit the cookie, or the last one to cum, has to eat it.

"Man, I still have the taste of the Cookie-Wank off yesterday in my mouth."
"Yes, I came first!"
"Oh man, I lost the Cookie-Wank again."
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to shoot you"

by TheFunnyGamer October 18, 2021

Cookieman’s fat ass

Fun for the whole family, Kids are welcome as well

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

Cookakanoose

Meaning - "The Spot"

Synonym of the phrase - "Bro Said He Knew A Spot"

Wori got a god cookakanoose

by RobloxMasterxx123 January 17, 2023

Leather Cookie

A Leather Cookie is a person who lives their life tanning out in the sun all year round, to the point of literally looking like their skin is made of leather. They are usually very flabby, wrinkly, dark brown, and flat when they're laying on their floral collapsible chair, and simply cook themselves in the heat of the sun. Therefore, they perfectly resemble a thoughtless cookie. Unfortunately they do not have the common courtesy to cover their shiny, leathery, gelatinous flesh with more than a bikini... to, of course, attract even more attention to their 'gorgeous' (and time consuming) complexion, and can cause blindness. If you live in Florida, however, it can be very contagious. These people are indefinitely prone to skin cancer.

"What's that dark splotch laying on the sand over there?"
"I don't know dude, looks like a beached whale or something."
"Ooohhh no it's just a leather cookie!"
"Ew, dude, how is that thing still alive?"
"It's probably got a week or so until skin cancer finally gets to it..."

by DankSalsa January 11, 2010

hash cookies

cookies baked with marijuana

Allison: Hey, you gonna hook me up with the hash cookies?

Aly: Yeah, we're gonna get zooted.

by hashtagb00ty April 25, 2014

Cleveland Cookout

The act of finding an unlocked car for the purpose of smoking marijuana inside with a group of people. No force is used in the entry of the vehicle and no items are removed from the vehicle as well. This causes smokers to experience heightened levels of intoxication due to the level of adrenaline excreted due to stress from actually baking out a stranger's car.

Hey, Mike, this car is unlocked! You have that blunt? Let's do a Cleveland Cookout inside before they get back!

by cdant12 October 3, 2015

super cookies

Super cookies are a noun - a strain of weed (strong weed)

Smoking super cookies I might fly away (super loud)

by T bag guru July 16, 2017