cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole ass lit cigar

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try some Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

cigar yoga

the art in which Gold Member invades your Monica Lewinsky but under the table status with a whole lit cigar involved

Hey check it out! Straight or blue balls? Try Cigar Yoga!

by Hunta Davie March 26, 2024

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

cigarette car

A car (mainly from the 2000s) that's beat up, has taco bell wrappers all over the floor and reeks of cigarette smoke smell.

"dude, look at that ford focus, paint on the hood chippin off, looks like a cigarette car."

by Hector_833 June 29, 2024

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024

Cigarette mom

The Mother of usually a teen that always has a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. The go-to party supplier for minors, and may or may not have slept with her daughter’s ex boyfriend. Re-Living their glory days through their children in school.

Ahhhh Hannah’s mom is cool, she’s a cigarette mom.

by HelloMoto69 August 20, 2024

Cigarettetism

A person who shows or feels discrimination or prejudice against other peoples cigarette choice , or who believes that a particular cigarette is superior to another.

- let's get some marbrol blacks

- no I want some lucky strike menthols
- oh great ain't that cigarettetism at its finest

by Stalins hand March 10, 2025