Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?
Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.
by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019
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Carl Tard

A Carl that is so stubborn and knuckleheaded and hel bent to get his way, win, or maintain control , that he admits in open court to doing heinous disgusting crimes, but insists that there's nothing wrong with it. They get a small win and subsequently become infamous for their disgusting conduct. They're very shortsighted, and incapable of choosing their battles.
"did you read that case about that dad who admitted to leaving his 13 yo girl with the rapist just so her mom couldn't have her that weekend?"
"Yeah. What a Carl Tard. He's famous now, though not for what he was trying to do."
by Alleged-Leigh July 10, 2025
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Carl

Carl has a massive cock
by iWantToUnlive November 10, 2021
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Carl

A creature with big head and blue skin often compared with a fictional character name Megamind. This creature is smart but with complex personality.
by Harry78 May 14, 2022
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Carl

A llama that kills people and eats hands.
Carl! There is a dead human in our house!
by TubaMaverick April 20, 2022
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carl

carl is a nice male species
Ayooo Carl waddup, i love you so much full fucking homo dudeeeeeeeee
by BigNine Tit March 1, 2021
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CARL

Carl needs to be banished from the Internet.
by novella321 June 7, 2022
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