Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012

Jarome Bettis

AKA: The Bus Jarome Bettis played in the NFL for the Pittsburgh Steelers from 1996 to 2005.

He was literally the best running back ever.

Steelers Fan: Did you see Jarome Bettis score that touchdown?!?!

Another Fan: YEAH! He ran over 8 people like a BUS.

Coach: I wonder if he injured anyone...

Opposing teams fans: *Wheeping in sorrow*

by insta_lvke98 April 22, 2016

Tiggle bittie

Another word for anal penetration

Come on honey, give me another "tiggle bittie".

by Luke Phillips July 5, 2016

tiggle bittie

Slang for anal penitration

Yo Megan looks like he wants a tiggle bittie from Jason

by Luke Phillips June 23, 2016

tiggle bittie

Slang for Anal penitration

Isaac really wants a tiggle bittie from Jorge

by Luke Phillips June 15, 2016

Itty bittie tities.

Itty bittie tities)..meaning tremendously small breast

Damn Sandra. Needs to buy miracle grow and put it all over her breast. Cause she has some itty bittie tities. .

Meet. Felicia she's the president and CEO. Of the itty bitty tittie committee

by Lilmixd84 September 3, 2016

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017