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bus jumping

The act of catching a bus that isn't going to your intended destination in the hope it will catch up with a bus ahead that is going to your intended destination.

i.e. Your bus pulls away just as you reach the stop so you jump on the next bus and ride it until it either over takes the bus you want or arrives at a bus stop the bus you want is stopped at, then you jump off the wrong bus and onto the right bus therefore avoiding being late.

Sometimes also referred to as bus surfing.
I missed my bus and ended up bus jumping all the way.
by Lou d June 28, 2007
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shite bus

A London Night bus that doesn't arrive on time
"I wish the Shite Bus would come"
"The bus driver on the Shite Bus was a cunt about it"
"Shite Bus"
by joeyjee October 15, 2007
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ugly bus

Its the bus that comes along at 1o pm when youre in the toilet at the pub and it brings all the HOT chicks from around town and removes all the dogs from the pub.

When you return from the toilet youre surrounded by gorgeous models and normally regret having gone home with the Russian Ballerina with the cute dimples because somehow during the night she turned into a Russian Weight lifter with 6 chins on the back of her head.

Source nixus
<fx> dude! the place aint z0mp at all. lets get the fuck out of here
<terabyte> haha no way dude. the ugly bus is on its way, have 3 more drinks you'll see
by Rush August 13, 2004
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drug bus

An interesting Victorian phenonoma underpinned by Victorian ideals that attempts to check for speed in drivers.

Not to be confused with fixed cameras. It is well known they have been on the weed and couldn't tell if you were quick or dead.
Was pulled over by the drug bus tonight, but they couldn't lick me on anything.
by excl January 3, 2005
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Lu Bu

Lu Bu. Aj. Traitor. Comes from the name of a chinese warrior who betrayed people too many times.
by Grilox May 1, 2004
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Muss Bus

1. Is when a guy enters the health profession working on people's teeth while he chews a fatty.

2. It is when you allow yor car to drift into a water ditch because you can't apply your brakes.

3. It is when you obsess about your kankles.
1. Um sir, is that mint flavor chew I smell? No m'am it is the mint flouride you are about to get on your teeth.

2. Scott did you see brent, he pulled a muss bus, the police found his car in the canal.

3. Hey Brad, are my kankles exposed with these shoes?
by djelectrolyte February 5, 2010
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Bus-Neh

An interjection used in order to express one's dominance over the other. Another way of saying "in your face" A good way to emphasize its meaning would be to drag out the neh part so it would be "Bus-NEEEEEEEEEEH"
Teacher------------Alrite kids. Whats 9x3?
Student1-----------Oh! 11!
Teacher------------nope fail
Student1-----------Aww...shit
Student2-----------27
Teacher------------Correct!
Student2-----------Hahah. Bus-Neh!
by SoGlad4TheMadness May 5, 2009
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