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Brian

The meanest guy I've ever met... but i would make out with him on the daily if i could.
"I fucking hate you Brian." - says the person that probably thinks about them every night
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Brian

Person 1: My name is Ryan.
Person 2: Did you say Brian?
by CancerousWeeaboo March 16, 2018
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Kaley Brian

A teacher at rivet high school who shakes the school when she walks and sounds like toad from Mario.
by Joe Hopf January 23, 2020
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Brian

Brian is a very very attractive guy with a 25 inch cock and likes to work hard everyday.
Brian will make you Cum over in 5
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Brian Fitzgerald

Usually the most mechanically incline. If they aren’t already bald they probably will be. Their favorite car parts consist of turbos, electrical tape and zip ties. You can always find them at pick-n-pulls if any establishment similar.
by Barry Mahogany February 6, 2020
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Brian Thompsoned

The phrase “to be Brian Thompsoned” has become cultural shorthand for situations where someone faces extreme consequences, such as targeted violence, due to their role in controversial decisions or systemic failings. This development stems from the late Brian Thompson’s position as the CEO of UnitedHealthcare, an organization often criticized for its role in the U.S. healthcare system.

Key Contexts for the Phrase:
1. Corporate Accountability.
2. Public Outrage.
3. Targeting of Public Figures.
4. Systemic Criticism.

Cultural Implications:

The emergence of such terms often speaks to collective frustrations with institutional failures. By using “Brian Thompsoned,” people may be commenting on how public anger, whether justified or extreme, can manifest against individuals seen as representatives of systemic problems.
A: What! Can you believe that judge ruled against the Onion in the infowars auction?

B: No way! That judge should be Brian Thompsoned.
by Ashcanwin December 11, 2024
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Brian

A person that claims hoes before bros
And doesnt love his friends
“Hey brian wanna hang out today”

“Nah bro im gonna hang out with the hoes
by Darapper August 28, 2022
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