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Brian Moment

An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024
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Brian

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.
“hey do you see that dude?”
“yeah hes such a brian
by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022
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Brian the Flake

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021
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Perm Brian

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep
Oh shit, Perm Brian coming out to play. Get them pinkies ready
by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021
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brian wheeler

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
You out there lookin like Brian wheeler cuhhhhh
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017
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A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024
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Brian

Misspelling of brain of which the sender doesn't have
Person 1: Dude my brian doesn't work

Person 2: I can see
by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023
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