An instance of brutally ironic misfortune in one's life, typically in-line with "worst case scenario" predictions.
Brian: "I just met this beautiful woman who I have a lot in common with and we get along great. Only problem is she just started dating a guy who sounds a lot like me."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
Alex: "Boy, that's a Brian Moment if I ever heard one."
by uncle_bongo February 14, 2024

the worst person you will ever meet. Likes shitty music like lucki and is over all a gross person. looks like pinnochio from shrek mixed with bbl drake. brian is bad.
by willywonkasbudussyhair March 3, 2022

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.
Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.
by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021

Will goof, boof, and speak the truf. Perm Brian comes out when the party needs some energy and will call you out if you ain’t ratchet enough. Warning: may cause loss of sleep
by Labius Maximus November 23, 2021

Probably the worst point guard in NBA 2k. Piece of Shit can't pass to save his life and his jumpshot is arguably worse than shaq. If you see him in the park don't pick him up.
by Yaya yaya October 17, 2017

A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
by tktktktktktktktktk May 11, 2024

by A_Cat321 September 1, 2023
