Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

by One arm Joe March 15, 2007

banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.

She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.

by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011

shithouse bananas

A phrase utilized in the Southern United States to denote absolute mental frustration beyond all known parameters.

My mother, Jean, drives me shithouse bananas.

by sweetie2u July 13, 2011

banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)

Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.

by Nerdlass June 29, 2010

Banana Plant

A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....

"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"

"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"

by JCBluvsfruit July 28, 2009

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018