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Glue Balloons

Fuck, my glue balloons got stuck in the door
by tonytonytonytony June 16, 2024
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Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face
Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.
by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014
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Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or
FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER
by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019
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Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.
“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”
by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023
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Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.
Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.
by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013
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California Hot Air Balloon

The act of ejaculating in a woman's mouth. Then immediately creating a seal between her mouth and your anus. The next step is to fart thus inflating her cheeks like a balloon.
Dude I gave me Ashlee a California Hot Air Balloon last night!
by Teleflux September 11, 2021
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Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
by Kicks43 May 22, 2020
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