Autistic stink bugs

Those stupid niggas who fly around your bedroom and shit all over your mirror while eating fish tacos to stink you ages away to the fuck cabin so they can shit in your ass with their poopy dick and descend you to the smelly abyss.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend encountered the school of autistic stink bugs

by Fishnuggets66 September 8, 2023

(needle dick bug fucker)

A guy who thinks his dick is huge, but after investingating, his dick is realy no bigger than a pin. (needle)

Such a small dick, that he could only fuck a bug(cockroach), and still get his rocks off. Poor bug would say: (Hey you got a realy small dick. (Needle dick bug fucker)

by alikatt333 January 8, 2009

What's up your bug?

What's your problem/malfunction.

Dude...What's up your bug?

by Moezambique June 13, 2011

National step on a bug day!

April 13th national step on a bug day! Go ahead and step your heart out on those creepy creatures

*stomp stomp*

I love stomping on bugs especially on national step on a bug day!

by Benny19 May 25, 2018

spit a bug in your ear

It is the African American slang for having to tell someone a secret.

Hit me on my hip, cause I have to spit a bug in ya ear...

by Sarah Risner May 13, 2005

get stick bugged lol

when you get stick bugged your dick falls into your anus

boy 1-hey dagger dick get stick bugged lol
dagger dick-damn its in my anus

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007