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Blake

Blake’s are known for their flexibility and bending ability. Some may think, he’s so flexible it’s almost gay…! But in reality, he might be gay and he only has a girlfriend to hide the overwhelming fact. After all, Blakes closets are deep, thick, meaty, and supple.
Your so Blaked, look how bendable you are!
by Blakeistan123 July 23, 2022
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Blake Parsons

A 19 year old creep on discord, discord fighting championship to be specific, who is a pedophile who has fucked a freshman, and is a crotch sniffer.
Blake Parsons layed on me when we fought, he's a pedophile.
by I'm a big boi 2134 October 16, 2021
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blake

blake:blake
my names blake
by blakeblakeblakeblake November 23, 2021
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Blake

“There’s Blake.”
Nice.”
by Ijustwanttodie October 30, 2022
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Blake

A caring guy who trys to make anyone and everyone happy. Usually quiet at first, but once friends, will always ALWAYS do his best to help. Best friends usually end with the letters -ake. Loves puzzles. Has a crush on closest girl friend, but won't tell anyone due to fear of being teased and rejected. Is the third wheel of friend group, but still always acknowledged. Loves donuts and cream soda.
Friend: Hey Blake, wanna do an escape room?
Blake: YES PLEASE.
by edge_phantom July 15, 2024
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Blake

A person who likes to make annoying sounds in class. Usually plays hockey and dates tall girls most commonly named Jordyn but is too scared to break up so a friend does it for them. A Blake acts very immature as if they were a baby,
by YetG October 22, 2020
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Blake

When you try to kick a goal but miss either VERY badly or it just glances the goalposts.
Guy 1“OH MAN I JUST BLAKED THAT SHOT.”
Guy 2 “Man I hate when that happens bro.”
by Girlfriend repellent October 14, 2022
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