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Alissa

Alissa is a Bitch. She walks around with a tiny purse that can barely fit a bottle of nail polish. Alissas are usually found hanging out with her group of "Bad Bitches" Alissas are also riddled with Acne and are failing every class except for reading.
Jasmine: "Look at that skank Alissa, I wouldn't be surprised if she started whoring.
by ShoddyVariety March 26, 2020
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Alyssa (a-lees-a)

A girl who is tall and skinny who is supposedly really pretty and can be bitchy at times, but will never ever let you down. She is the most loyal friend you could ever have-but don't you dare get on her bad side. She may be scrawny, but she can break you in two if you press her too much.
She is gorgeous with black hair and green eyes-she's usually seen wearing a hoodie (skeleton on front ;D) and flared jeans. She's a Vans person.

Name based off of the uncommon name Alyss
"Alyssia!"
"no. Alyssa (a-lees-a)"

"That girl--she's... soo.. she's such an Alyssa"
"I know, right?
by WHY NOT ARRGHGHHH~~~ yep, me October 10, 2011
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alessandra ambrosio

an extremely hot supermodel from Brazil who was discovered with her best friend Ana Beatriz Ross by elite model management and since then she has done work for Guess?, Victoria's Secret, and Armani Exchange. She is a chocoholic as seen in some of her interveiws and only works out 2 days a month mainly on her ass she says but still manages to be extremely sexy.
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Alessandro

The most caring, loving, amazing guy you’ll ever meet. Getting him to open up is beyond hard but once he does you’ll fall in love w every aspect of him. He may be hard to read and understand sometimes but it’s all worth it in the end. He’s worth every minute you spend with him and never lose him cause you’ll regret it.
Alessandro makes me so happy
by Ml1234789 January 4, 2020
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alessandro

somebody said it meant a bad word in arabic
“AY YOU ALESSANDRO”
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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Dirty Alessandra

A Dirty Alessandra is when you fart into someone’s vagina and the air comes back out as a queef.
“ I was sleeping with this girl and I accidentally farted which caused a Dirty Alessandra.”
by pumpkin face 101 September 16, 2021
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