I am a baddie. - audri

Move the cardboard

Audri: Move the carboard mom, i can't see.
I am a baddie. - audri

by Glardrina February 2, 2022

4:00 AM Shit

Once a nigga takes a shit at 4:00 AM, every shit after that is considered a 4:00 AM shit, no matter the time.

Conner: Brb gotta go take a shit.

Me: Dang bro why you takin another 4:00 am shit you fat ass shirt nigga.

by SheckWes123 January 30, 2021

Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

I am painis cupcake.

I will eat you.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you

by the random. October 28, 2021

Eu n-am masa

When you lose a fight and dont have anyone to blame so you Say “eu n-am masa”

Coaie m-a bătut ăla ca eu n-am masa

by Cucuvea November 26, 2021

I am your father

Basically the most spoiled line in cinema history.

Star Wars fan: Luke, I am your father.

Non-Star Wars fan: Dammit! You just spoiled the whole movie for me!

by CelticEagle February 19, 2019

I am 12 and what is this?

A phrase used to indicate that the user finds someone else's comment, picture or video to be inappropriate or otherwise NSFW.

Rarely used to indicate any actual offense; rather, it's almost always presented as humor or sarcasm, or by trolls trying to stir the pot. Most people tend to report any actual terms of service violations, rather than simply commenting.

Almost never used by actual 12-year-olds, who are technically too young to be on most social media sites anyway.

Person A: *posts a meme featuring daVinci's Venus de Milo*

Person B: I am 12 and what is this?

by Born Blitzed August 26, 2017