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wok the dog

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009
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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.
I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.
by PureCharger February 22, 2008
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Cigarette dog

A dog that looks like it smells of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell due to the owner whose house might reek of cigarette smoke or an unpleasant smell. The dog is usually small, skittish, has excessive or lack of fur, gross looking, malnourished and usually has an orange/brown tint of tear stains on their fur near their eyes making it seem like they haven’t been bathed in years.
Sally’s Shih Tzu is such a cigarette dog. It looks like it hasn’t seen water and soap in months and its lazy eye is starting to freak me out.
by Redcloud136 February 11, 2021
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Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)
Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"
by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021
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Saint Dog

a rapper signed by the label "suburban Noize" records. the same label that has Kotton Mouth Kings
Yo bro. u down with Saint Dog?

not as much as the Kottonmouth Kings
by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009
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Cute dogs

Dogs that are cute
by Britney's dogs October 6, 2016
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Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011
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