iPhone 17

The much anticipated new members of the iPhone family, set to be birthed into this world later today at the time of writing this.

Before iPhone 17 launch:
Guy 1: Bro... when is this iOS 26 beta update gonna finish!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: Yeah bro it's gonna finish when the iPhone 17 releases lmfao get it because like you kn-
Guy 1: Get out of my house.

After iPhone 17 release:
Guy 1: Yo I got the new iPhone 17!
Guy 2: WTF HOW DID YOU GET THAT ISNT THAT LIKE SO EXPENSIVE??
Guy 1: I got money to buy it cheap on an obscure site, I got lucky for it not to be a scam, wanna have a look at it?
Guy 2: Don't your parents like prohibit you from buying from dodgy online sites?
Guy 1: Nah bro its fine, I sold my parents anyways and let me have the house so like-
Guy 2: WTF?

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 9, 2025

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April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

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July 17

The day that the legendary couple Yonnie T and Bryson B started dating

Yonnie and Bryson started dating on July 17th 2022

by yonnie2raww September 20, 2022

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Is 17 yes or no

17 is just the kinda number that’s a yes

Me:Hey is 17 yes or no
Them: 17 is obviously a yes
Me:aight bet

by Supbabytakemeouttodinner December 20, 2021

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September 17

Birthday of cool people. Apparently also some kind of (inter?)national hug your loved one(s) day. And a pretty common birthday. Nevertheless, it is the day true awesomeness was invented, and anyone born on this day is one hell of a cool bastard.

I was born on September 17th therefore this is nothing but truth. I know stuff

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

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