invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

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Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.

"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!

by R. Timmer December 7, 2010

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Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.

I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.

by PureCharger February 22, 2008

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Frosty Dog

Verb- The process of cumming (generaly a load greater than 2oz) on your dog or other member of the k-9 family then taking a picture of the "frosty dog" and proceed to send the photo via usps mail to a local stranger.

I frosty dogged the shit out of a poodle and sent it to the local sheriff.

by Bendmeovrnpourmeout January 9, 2017

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Suckem Dog

A fantastic and innovative way to say fuck off, whilst additionally pissing off the individual

Pronounced : Saukem doeg

Question: Hey, can you help me with this?

Response: Suckem dog

by GusGotWithATranny October 17, 2019

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Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.

Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.

by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011

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