J+ Certified

the act of perfection. completing or doing something beyond what was expected. going obove and beyond. being approved by jong, the perfect person. without flaws or defects.

claudio completed that course, got an A+ but really produced work worthy of being j+ certified.

by frankg January 18, 2008

J Ron

An insult to someone who inflates prices in a fashion of a lil bitch

Person: "Hey, you got those pencil eraser caps? Pretty sure they're 10 cents, right?"
Shopowner: "Nah, I be raising it to 12 cents B."
Person: "Hell naw you J Ron, go fuck a duck!"

by Borris Gamp October 8, 2018

J-Fish

1.) Someone who frequently chilli dogs others.
2.) Someone who obseses over shit-on-tits

Redos: Dude check out brandon cock-blocking chris.
Redos: Hes a shit humper.
Bronson: Ya man what fucking J-Fish.
Past Tense: Larry: Man i toatlly got shit on today.
Larry: Its all over me.
Steve: Look at the bright side at least you werent J-Fished.

by C.Bronson May 16, 2008

Emily J

Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....

That girls such an Emily J...

Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!

by iamsecretlyinlovewithyou November 21, 2010

white j

This word literally means white jacket.

The word comes from the commonly used word White T, which means white tee shirt.

One day a song will be made of that word.

Oh Snap!!!!

Jazzzy Jay ova there is rockin that white j!!!!!

He fly!!!!!

by Blake Peterson July 30, 2008

J-Bone

Another name for a joint.

guy 1: hey I'm about to roll a j-bone you in?

guy 2: HELL YEAH!!!!

by o'ring August 17, 2010

Beefy J

(N) Blow job from a overweight woman.

Did you hear that John got a beefy j from that tank-ass McCumdumpster that hangs out at TGI Fridays?

by MFC13 May 5, 2011