urlocaltrash.1

A ugly piece of trash named Ray

I’m urlocaltrash.1

by urlocaltrash.1 July 17, 2021

December 1

if u were born on december 1 U SLAY BOO <3 mwah ur so pretty/handsome and lovely and yeah it’s such a nice time to be born so SLAYYYYYYY and have a great birthday on december 1

girl: omg they are so nice and cute
boy: i know right! i bet their birthday is december 1st..
*everyone stares at them in awe*

by anonymous💕✨❤️‍🩹 June 18, 2022

My#1

The love of your life

Honey you are My#1

by Pink starburst November 21, 2019

November 1

It’s NATIONAL smack or kick Brody, or just smack or kick your friend day!

Hey everyone, it’s November 1! Let’s see how many people you smack or kick!!!

by Bannedboo November 1, 2019

November 1

The day you treat your tall friends like royalty

Tall friend: bow down to me you peasant, it’s November 1

Short friend: of course mi’lord

by ♡ トウしん ♡ October 29, 2020

Rule -1

When someone talks about fight club, do not engage further in the conversation. Just say “Rule 1 bro” and walk away or leave the chat

Guy 1: “Just came from fight club”
Guy 2: “Rule 1 bro, also Rule -1”
Guy 2: *leaves chat*

by HelloImDavid June 22, 2023

January 1

The day when you cry because carti has not dropped narcisist yet.

Why are you crying?
Because it's january 1 and the best rapper alive playboi carti still hasn't dropped narcisist

by CartiEnjoyer December 31, 2021