Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
Get the Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...mug. That's teacher/professor, who's always trying to catch you on your phone to either:
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
-Embarass you
-relieve you of your phone
-to hack and get on your SnapChat story
These teachers are relentless in their efforts, whether they show it/admit to it or not. They are also typically nearing the end of their careers and want to have some fun by taking kids' phones and holding it ransom while all the other students laugh and make fun of you because of how much of a sherm you are for getting it taken. These students can receive their phones after a well planned and thought out essay describing and emphasizing their weaknesses and deepest secrets. Then are shamed once again by being forced to read said essay in front of the class the next day. These essays are about 2000 words long.
Phone hawks will burn in hell.
"Mr. Johns is such a Phone Hawk bro, I can't even text my mom!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
"Ms. Everett is such a Phone Hawk! She made a kid cry after she took his phone!"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
Get the Phone Hawkmug. Trash hawk is a person who picks up discarded furniture or other items from the side off the side of road usually the curb in front of your neighbors house. They get in quickly and swoop in to get the best stuff.
by Wordsmith808 December 28, 2021
Get the Trash Hawkmug. 
To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.
by C. Sproungler January 6, 2014
Get the toilet hawkingmug. "Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
Get the Hawk Tuah Jonklermug. Dime hawk is someone who stands around at a certain place, (i.e. Street,stoop, porch, looking out a window) with the sole purpose of buying a dime bag of pot. Usually the dime hawk doesn't have enough money to buy that pot. So they beg everyone that they see for a dollar.
Me: That dime hawk just got me for a dollar
Mike: Why she need more pot, she just smoked all mine an hour ago
Me: Really? That dime hawk is such burn out.
Mike: Why she need more pot, she just smoked all mine an hour ago
Me: Really? That dime hawk is such burn out.
by Blinded by the light May 19, 2016
Get the dime hawkmug.