Kalvin syndrome

Being fat and short

I have kalvin syndrome

by Chinsh January 3, 2017

One more shot syndrome

This event occurs when Berry gets wasted and ask for one more shot and proceeds to puke all over Ozan's sink.

One more shot syndrome

by Anil Braum January 4, 2017

std syndrome

STD Syndrome, stands for 'Suck That D!ck Syndrome' . Basically when you want to talk to someone and they decline by saying you have STD Syndrome, aka you a hoe! and I might end up sucking your dick..

A- Lets facetime.
B- Hell no! You got STD Syndrome! I don't wanna catch that shit.

by holyhannn January 4, 2017

feeding syndrome

when a player in league of legends is compelled to die a lot and build spastically while costing a match

a player on my team has feeding syndrome and cause us to lose the game

by cheeseypops1 January 12, 2017

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017

trade deadline syndrome

A feeling or attitude that sports GMs get around the trade deadline that often makes them agree to trade deals that they would normally have rejected.

Sports fan 1: What? Why did they trade him?
Sports fan 2: (sighs) Just another victim of trade deadline syndrome...

by Wordsboy99 January 18, 2017

Walrus syndrome

When your girls pussy looks like the mouth of a walrus.

"I wonder why I can't maintain a relationship"

"I guarantee it's because of your walrus syndrome"

"You might be right my pussy is pretty gross"

"Ew"

by Tittyspanker47 January 23, 2017