When a man isn't simp enough to get a successful date, so he buys eggs instead.
Getting rejected, stood up
Getting rejected, stood up
Kevinn had a date with Jonathan, but he's getting eggs, instead
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
You:"The streamer didn't like my love letter, I got eggs"
Danny De Vito:"Here's one!"
by KappaGee February 15, 2020

by Banter Girl January 25, 2020

Magdalena did not want Mitch to go down on her that evening, but she did enjoy Mitch’s fingerings, so he decided to get takeout at one point during their foreplay.
by Angelo&Fiorella April 20, 2024

by Somerandomname112233 November 2, 2022

by Sparkz July 2, 2004

It sucks it makes your mouth swell up and you have to rinse your mouth with saltwater three times each day for a week and then you go to the tongue specialist for urgent treatment cause it burns ur precious tongue. ._.
See disgusting
See disgusting
Person 1: Getting a tooth removed? enjoy the saltwater ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
Person 2: whut ._.
(a few hours layer)
Person 2: MY TONGUE OH IT BURNS
by pureboredom August 13, 2020
