The 2 Mile Wedgie Pull

The 2 mile wedgie pull is when ya girls shorts are so far up her ass you gotta walk a mile there and a mile back to get the wedgie out. Pretty kinky.

Bruh, my hoe asked me to perform the 2 mile wedgie pull last night and I got some great cardio in.

by Tiddymonster December 23, 2017

Pull a Deadpool

When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.

Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

Pull a Zero

#1: To pull a Zero IQ/Brain Cell Move.

#2:To pull off quite possibly the worst idea that a man can think of.
#3: Glorified way of saying 'intentional Brain Fart'
#4: Making a word definition that nobody will understand

Dude 1: yo uh should I pay my electricity bill for this month?
Dude 2: dude...just 'Pull a Zero' at that point.
Dude 1: what the fuck does that mean
Dude 2: I dunno man I saw it on the urban dictionary so it must be cool to say

by EtherDude May 6, 2023

pull a blum

to foolishly rekindle a relationship that was sufficiently dead and done

"Ricky just got back with Sarah, even though after their first round it was clear that they had nothing in common other than a lust for sex"

"No way, I didn't think he would pull a blum!"

by ATLAN July 22, 2012

Pulling A Lex

Stalling in a game to delay loss

If you take one more second rolling those dice I swear youll be pulling a lex.

by Thesnugrussian September 18, 2012

Pull a Frank

The prerequisite to 'Pulling a Frank' is being laughably dense , and generally means having a misconception of something that should be elementary and relatively easy to piece together, even for a preschooler. 'Pulling a Frank' means going throughout most of your life with such a misconception until you ask someone about it, most likely a friend.

You and your friend walk through the park.
Suddenly your friend spots a white dove.
Your friend ponders for a moment then asks you, "Hey, Stephen. Is it true that doves turn into seagulls?"
You simply reply "Why yes. Yes of course, Frank" overwhelmed by your friend's unprecedented stupidity.

That's how you pull a frank. You're now so embarrassed to be seen with him you start pacing a little faster than him, as you walk through the park.

by SaynoaraJoe February 5, 2014

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022