When you're white enough to enjoy the socio-economic benefits, but you're actually mixed so you can criticize white people without seeming self-loathing.
Darren: "Man, white people suck."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
Chris: "Dude, you're white."
Darren: "I'm actually half Mexican, so I can say that. That's my off-white privilege."
by Playilan July 5, 2020
Get the off-white privilegemug. by Urbandictanry July 14, 2025
Get the Zooted off pringlesmug. The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
Get the Wind off a stonemug. by Slum Lord Shawty November 23, 2018
Get the draped offmug. Masturbating with a flaccid penis
by Original Orangutans December 27, 2018
Get the Mashing offmug. by Debskelly1985 March 2, 2023
Get the gone off nectarinemug. .
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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 8, 2025
Get the 《¤》If《¤》You《¤》Dominicans《¤》Do《¤》Not《¤》Get《¤》Off《¤》Of《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》Left《¤》Stape《¤》I《¤》Am《¤》Going《¤》To《¤》Kill《¤》You《¤》mug.