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You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"
by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024
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five will get you ten

... or you will lose your five! It means the odds are even (double or nothing)
Toss a coin! Five will get you ten!
by archivista January 17, 2018
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
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Hope you get spoilt rotten

To be treated with excessive indulgence, often to the point of being overly pampered or demanding to a birthday wish it means hoping that a person is treated to a day of excessive kindness, generosity or pampering
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2025
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get the funnel

A metaphor for punishing someone. The saying suggests one be subjected to being force fed through a large funnel.
House cat: *meows angrily and pees and poops*
Me: Time to get the funnel! (rolling my eyes)
by CP Dogg June 8, 2021
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Get

get far
by #imher April 3, 2021
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Jay and Silent Bob Get struck

A movie where Jay and Silent Bob (or Jaycie/Jayla and Silent Roberta) get struck by an angel.
Script for Jay and Silent Bob Get struck-

Rufus/Rufina- You masturbate more than anybody.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Yea, tell me something I don't know.

Rufus/Rufina- When you do it, you're thinking about fuckin midgets.

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla (to Silent Bob/Roberta)- Dude, not all the time.

At strip club-

Rufus/Rufina- What the fuck are you doing here?

Jay/Jaycie/Jayla- Trying to prove to this tubby bastard I ain't a pedophile.
by The Original Agahnim November 26, 2021
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