self getting

An other word for masturbation. You are getting thinks done yourself.

Didn’t hook up with that girl last night, so I was doing some self getting.

Doing some self getting tonight, got any good websites?

by Philsøn January 30, 2018

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oh snap i gotta get outta here

when you go to a place you want to go to but it goes horribly wrong

oh snap i gotta get outta here the volcano is erupting

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I Am Going To Crazy If I Do Not Get My Left VErmillion Border Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025

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Getting Satya'd

Getting Satya'd is when you have a perfectly good, even monopolistic business, and Satya Nadella, CEO of Microsoft comes in and fucks your business

OMG did you see $NVDA Getting Satya'd today?

Wow, can't believe Google Getting Satya'd in search so hard right now, its disgusting really.

by Timsithj69 May 4, 2023

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Getting Bell'd

When your ISP throttles your internet connection because they refuse to use equipment that isn't 30 years old.

Named as such from Bell Canada

"Sorry Guys, I missed my shots, I'm Getting Bell'd"

by GL1TCH3D August 2, 2023

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It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

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