Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

dog

the animal that dad didnt want but still loves and plays with and will always be his best friend.

family: wants a dog
dad: doesnt want a dog
dad and dog: party noises

by edgiestsoup10 December 10, 2020

Smoke Dog

When you are spooning with a woman and you are hard as a rock, and she lets a fart rip!

That bitch done gave me a smoke dog!

by Capt Beyke July 16, 2021

Car VS baby dog

One of the worst videos on Youtube

Car VS baby dog exists

by ssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa February 21, 2021

K-Dog

A Random Canadian boy.

Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack."
Person2 " Coolio."

by SomeHotTakis August 1, 2018

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021

Road Dog

(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat

Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.

by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024