the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
always looking at me im horrified
i dont know what to do about it
by doinkass May 4, 2023
Get the Roblox man face paper platemug. Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.
Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"
by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021
Get the House Facemug. The Johncox Face is what you get when someone has been talking at you for way too long and doesn’t know when to stop. Eventually your eyes get Heavy and Blood Shot. Your face even starts to droop.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
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Original comes from a Legend about Chuck Norris’s Nephew Matt Johncox who could have up to 10 or even more conversations going at once. Now imagine if you’re the only one He is talking at. I guess Chuck isn’t the only one in the family that Could Knock You out with only words. Also Matt Johncox has gone on to be a famous rapper from Upstate NY.
Dang Man, What happened in there? You look you got The Johncox Face. She must of really kept talking.
by MySecondRun September 6, 2025
Get the The Johncox Facemug. Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 8, 2023
Get the North facing backyardmug. A racist term typically used against people of European or Caucasian ancestry but could apply to any light skin person such as Middle Easterners or Mestizos. Derived from the spice Vanilla which appears to White or yellow in most forms.
by Beelz3bub July 7, 2021
Get the Vanilla Facemug. a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol
by lilbrizo September 16, 2012
Get the Sad Clown Facemug. by Nebula465 February 22, 2023
Get the facemug.