Metal head kiss

A Metal head kiss is when you and your partner stick both of your tongues out at the same time and make them touch, but only a touch, any longer is just an ordinary tongue kiss.

Dave:" I Metal head kissed sandra last night, weird feeling"
Gary:" Oh, I might try it with Ash tonight, blast some slayer cuz why not"
Both in unison:" FUCKING SLAYER!!!"

by GHFDSNJFT January 11, 2020

Hidden valley head

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.

“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”

by Bammy secca March 15, 2024

Sugar head

A penis, not necessarily a big one, but one that feels so good, or a woman lives so much, that she stays attached and monogamous with a guy, even if he's a deadbeat, and a bum.

Jimmy must have a sugar head, for Brenda to still be with him. He's manegy & broke all of the time, but she wouldn't part with him for a sack of gold.

by HomerRodeheaver May 17, 2022

retard head

What 10 year old boys call you when they go through the "I'm so cool I can say whatever I want to whoever I want phase"
You may be called that based on 2 things: your ugly or very stupid.

Get out of my way you retard head!

by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023

Pot head

Someone who wears a pot on there head.

hey dude jerry is a real Pot head

by ElectronPlayz Twitch.Tv October 11, 2018

Poopy Head

Poopy head is a sexual act in which two people have anal sex but the person receiving the anal must take a shit and not wipe before the anal and the person giving the anal must not wash their penis after the anal, it is also an insult for someone who does that

Girl 1: that guy I was giving a bj to's dick tasted weird
Girl 2: I think that guy likes poopy head
Girl 1: eww, I'm gonna go wash my mouth

by Large Jim January 7, 2021

Cotton-headed ninny muggins

Someone who needs to wash their rectum

"you are a cotton-headed ninny muggins"

by CASP3H September 2, 2023