Getting Bell'd

When your ISP throttles your internet connection because they refuse to use equipment that isn't 30 years old.

Named as such from Bell Canada

"Sorry Guys, I missed my shots, I'm Getting Bell'd"

by GL1TCH3D August 2, 2023

Getting Billèd

Getting right hooked around a teacher

bro that dudes getting billèd next period

by Yuhyuhyuh420 June 5, 2018

Get your hb laid day

A day where you get you male friend laid July 29

Dude is july 29
So what
Its get your hb laid day

by Knicker1 July 28, 2025

Get out of my head!

In episode 13 season 2 of Family Guy, titled "Road to Rhode Island", airing May 30th 2000, Chris delivered the iconic line, "Ahh! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!" After asking his sister Meg if she could guess the word he was thinking for the second time in presumably a 24hr period, the former occuring after 16:00 and the latter being the final scene at 21:40. Both times the word was "Kitty" despite his obviously facetious hints that it would not be Kitty. His lack of self awareness pairs with his low intelligence level to make it seem as if Meg's use of short term memory were absolute witchcraft. THIS HAS BECOME A WIDESPREAD JOKE AND GROWN TO BE A REFERENCE TO ANY TIME YOU MISUNDERSTAND A JOKE OR ARE THE LAST ONE TO REALIZE SOMETHING OBVIOUS. IT IS A SARCASTIC WAY OF ADMITTING A LACK OF PERCEPTION AS WELL AS IDENTIFYING ONE IN SOMEONE ELSE. The tone is important to signify the reference to the original, satirical caricature of low intelligence resulting from neglect that is Chris Griffin

A-"I'm thinking of a number between 1-10 but not 6, guess what it is"
B-"I really don't want to"
A-"You have to, you'll never get it"
B-"Fine, 6."
A-(In an absolutely terrified shriek) "Get out of my head!"

by Mocean2 February 26, 2023

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

Get fucked dick

Get fucked dick is when a mother fucker’s cock is so big that any bitch he lays pipe to instantly loses all attitude and submits to her King. Said King now has the option to tell her to “get fucked” and dismiss her, or he can keep her for more rounds.

“My 6’8” man has that get fucked dick, had me sore for two weeks”

by Gmoney69420 May 20, 2023