dirty cedric

when you are drunk so you decide to eat a girls pussy and almost throw up from the body fluids on your face while in the act. then remember you're tapped out so you can't counter that shit
'hey, did you see cedric tonight?'
'yes, but he was pulling a dirty cedric.'
by bingo404 April 16, 2020
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dirty dudas

Oh my gosh look at that man walking with his black bag of dirty dudas.
by Swamp donkey February 06, 2018
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Dirty In Between

During a 3some the person in the middle does a handstand and the person in the back motorboats the handstand guys taint
by Pinklady127 September 10, 2021
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Dirty Lindstrom

A common action of scooping fresh sperm out of the vaginal area after sexual intercourse.
Often occurs during showers. It is helpful in preventing cummy sheets.
After Reginald Homer blew his load in his lovely wifes twat she felt a sudden urge to give herself a Dirty Lindstrom.
by A.Rippler September 07, 2009
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Dirty Markister

Put a condom on your finger and stick it in the girls ass
"I tottally Dirty Markistered that bitch last night"
by ditymark May 14, 2012
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Dirty Dava

When a woman under 5’ 4” has lots to drink and becomes violent. She also looks at her husband, usually named Corey, with the look of rape in her eyes. Also known as a Hulk Dava.
We went out bar hopping with friends for their anniversary and fed our friend too much alcohol. She soon became a Dirty Dava!
by Big Ponch June 17, 2020
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dirty jaffa

The act of ploughing you best friends mother cause why the fuck not.
Wow Johnny really just pulled a dirty Jaffa on me.
by Autistic tangerine April 13, 2020
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