Darwin's Balls

Used by atheists.

A panacea for those who want an alternative to Jesus! Oh My God! and other such repugnant theistic ballbaggery.

What in the name of Darwin's balls are you doing man?
By Darwin's balls, your breasts are most splendid.

by Wolfgibbon April 24, 2017

Nat-balls

When one has their testicles so far into their abdomen, they can't feel where they are. My feeling their genital region. The term refers to the Nantahala river, and refers to the extreme temperatures of the river that Are known to cause the testicles of kayaker to retreat into the abdomen.

Person 1: Bro I got Nat-balls

Person 2: did you shred the Nantahala?

Person 1: Nah dude, just nervous AF for my exam...

by Bushdeednineleven May 3, 2017

boomba ball

a game where you put a large ball in front of your chest and roller skate into a wall, causing you to bounce and probably fall

last night me and addi were playing some boomba ball.

by dumb cluck May 3, 2017

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017

old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

Skert into the bowling ball

When a fat kid walks onto the road unaware of you the driver and due to the body mass of the individual creates the car to flip as many times as James Bond in Casino Royal

individual 1: "Skert into the bowling ball lol."
individual 2: "Ahahahaha, I hope the car is alright lol."

by EnDo_Cheezuz May 15, 2017

ball humus

THE THICK LAYER OF SMUTT THAT BUILDS UP BETWEEN YOUR BALLS AND ASS ON A HOT DAY.

DUDE , IM COCKING OUT HERE . ITS SO HOT IM GETTING BALL HUMUS .

by Sign team six May 17, 2017