pulling a lonnie

Lonnie is a strong, can’t feel pain, drives 100mph ,achieves the impossible kind of man - usually a father. When someone “pulls a lonnie” they are usually doing something similar to a Lonnie.

My foot was breaking during my run but i was “pulling a lonnie” and pushed through.

by emchumbucket January 28, 2024

Pulled A Kevin

Shamefully exhausting all 6 wordle guesses resulting in failure to complete the daily puzzle.

Shit! I didn't solve Wordle today and pulled a Kevin.

by Pulled A Kevin January 28, 2024

Pulling a Rashford

Going clubbing two nights in a row, and then calling in sick to work.

I’m in bits, I’m pulling a Rashford today.

by Ken Kippa (da skippa) January 29, 2024

Pulling a Tyler

It means to skip school for the sake of not sleeping, but making it a bigger issue than it is, as most people just go on with their day after experiencing the exact same issues.

Person 1: “Hey have you seen Joe today?”
Person 2: “Nah man, he’s pulling a Tyler”
Person 1: “God again? We all can’t sleep but come in anyways”

by Caspisho January 30, 2024

Pulling a Tee Time

It’s when you are all alone and you sit on your tile floor naked with a golf ball in hand. You spread your butt cheeks apart and place the golf ball directly on your ass hole. You then roll forward and back all the time masterbating. Till you cum and you yell Four! As you climax.

I thought everyone was at church till my mom came out of her room and caught me “Pulling a Tee Time”.

by Calm in sense January 30, 2024

Pulling a Tom

“To pull a Tom” (Disparaging)
To arrive significantly late to a pre arranged meeting with another individual in a manner similar to what a Tom would do.

Tom: Fuck I’m pulling a Tom!
Kevin: Oh no so you’ll be late?
Tom: skibidbi toilet

by Dom of Tom February 2, 2024

Pulling a Soham

When you spend more time at your girlfriends place than your own place.

Dude! Stop Pulling a Soham and come back to Markley.

by John East quad February 2, 2024