Scratch-off authority

Authority figures, with veneer of legitimacy so thin, that it can be readily removed, to reveal the criminal constitution that is beneath.

The mother was a hypocrit, and a scratch-off authority, with a history of criminal faults, that she hid behind the facade of respectable, government, employee.

by ancestaera June 26, 2020

get off my bus

basically "don't kill my vibe"

*person ruins your joke (or tries)*
"dude, just get off my bus!"

by tm64 March 3, 2014

blowing the dust off the book

when one brings up a joke or a bit from the past

wow bro my handwriting used to be- and I'm really blowing the dust off the book with this one, dog water. but now its good

by M3 Garand August 27, 2025

messed off

Wasted. Squandered. Used inappropriately.

That person messed off the money instead of paying the bills.

by Huck2 July 23, 2020

tamp off

Masturbating while on your period.

Combination of tampon + jack off.

I'm always so horny when I'm on my period, I tamp off so much.

by martianeyes December 9, 2014

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023

Smacked off your bounce

On drugs or on alcohol going crazy
Messed up

You're smacked off your bounce

by Bob stephens June 7, 2024