titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

stone off

to tell someone to commit to jumping off a bridge

Hey why did you kill me in PvP?
Go stone off please.

by Travis4562 March 3, 2019

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

donk off

A word to describe a elderly lady

That lady is a right donk off

by Dlxox June 29, 2018

Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body

Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine

by Bunda Hunter September 25, 2023

Working me ro off

Working your bloody arse off particularly in the Black Country

I’ve been down the furnace working me ro off. I’m shagged.

by Blackcountrybob March 13, 2018

off a zap

Too be so high off weed it feels like you’re off a xan

Dam bro I’m too high I’m off a zap

by K8ch July 15, 2021