head houdini

the act of giving or receiving magical blow jobs

Damn bitch that's some fucked up head houdini now where'd you put my dick?

by antie nae September 27, 2011

hit the turtle on the head

Lowering one’s guard and then striking when least expected.

Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.

by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019

Funky dog head bitch

A girl who tells a boy into doing something bad, lies on him, and get someone to treat him like a bad guy to tarnish his reputation.

Kim: Pour milk on that boy’s hat.
Chris: Why?
Kim: (Forces Chris to pour milk on the other boy’s hat).
Chris: Sorry, Tom. Kim, you funky dog head bitch!
Tom: (Sees Chris as a bad guy, and got his friendship ruined with Chris).

by LinkxPeach November 18, 2021

Head Banger

Head banger is a phrase to describe a person place or event that is on and popping.

“Will there ever be another Tapanga? “Will there ever be another Head Banger!”

by Dadonn January 5, 2025

Old Head

A black man over the age of 60. Typically a basketball player in a LA Fitness court.

“Yo Dave your dad is such an old head”
“I know, he’s crazy good at shooting”

by T bone November 12, 2022

Fish head

A person who is usually sassy, dumb but also lovable

That girl is such a FISH HEAD

by Ilovepeach March 24, 2022

Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.

“The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”

by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021