National Send your bf a titty pic day

On December 18th you send your man a titty pic.

Please send me a titty pic! It’s national send your bf a titty pic day!

by nationaldefinitionguy December 18, 2024

National Glumpinkin Day

The national celebration for the glumpinkin ritual. It is normally held on July 14th, but it's possible to celebrate it on the night of July 13th. July 14th is important to glumpinkin, because it marks the anniversary of its creation

The national glumpinkin day greeting is 'merry glumpinkin day' so you say "Merry Glumpinkin day"

by Garrett Schinken December 19, 2024

National Kick a Super-Senior Day

December 20 - Kick any and all super seniors you know (People who act like one count)

Super Senior Behaviors include chasing Freshmen, Asking where their hug at, and general debauchery including being a furry
National Kick a Super-Senior Day

by DisNut December 19, 2024

National Socalist

Geee that boy acts like a National Socalist the German workers party

Gee Mikel why do you want to be a National Socalist

by 201HH December 19, 2024

National Booty Pic Day

25th of December is the day you have to send your partner or crush a booty pic.

Guy: It’s “national booty pic day”!

Girl: Ah that’s right

by Jammioo December 24, 2024

National head day

December 26th is national head day- A day for everyone to give and receive head.( oral sex)

National head day is a day of giving and receiving oral sex. Every December 26th me and my best friend give each other head all day.

by Fitzscoot88 December 25, 2024

national security issue

In the United States, this is a euphemism for "personally embarrassing to someone with power."

The FBI has released the full results of the years-long investigation, redacting only those sections that are a national security issue.

by Clear-pilled Gentile December 26, 2024