When you have a friend named "Wanker" and he has a habit of not being around for a period of time. Then out of the blue he just pops up with a wild entrance and suddenly it's a 3 day party. A party you never hate or have a bad time with.
"I planned to get a lot of things done around the house today but all of a sudden I got wanked!"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
"I didn't plan on getting "wanked" this past Friday, but 3 days straight later suddenly it was Tuesday"
by anonymous June 29, 2024
Get the Getting "Wanked"mug. 
Jojo was a man who thought he was an owner, jojo left his home in tuscan arizona for some california grass. he get jojo'd
by Boboerto November 1, 2011
Get the get jojo'dmug. by yeetina07 November 20, 2021
Get the get jiggy with itmug. i.e. “ah man I forgot my homework I’m so glossed” OR “bro this guy sucks at this game fr get glossed”
by Amongbutts October 10, 2024
Get the Get glossedmug. Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2025
Get the Kids are getting stabbedmug. it means to get yourself together or like check your self cause thats wrong
(created by maggie on oct. 28, 17)
(created by maggie on oct. 28, 17)
" You're outfit is too small you gotta get a check on that"
" I'm so hungry", "well then go get some food and get a check on that"
" I'm so hungry", "well then go get some food and get a check on that"
by swagdawgmag November 1, 2017
Get the Gotta get a check on thatmug.