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Baby Acorn

A baby acorn, code word for a man that has a small penis... being so small it resembles an acorn... probably also drives a jacked up truck.
Poor guy pulled out his penis and I was disappointed with that baby acorn.
by MateNoworrieslover September 6, 2019
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baby book

Any comic book made by ambrionic.
by Bob Friendly September 27, 2020
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Dough baby

A crybaby. It comes from back then the rich would have glass marbles and the poor would heat up dough and then paint it to look like marbles and that only way to figure out if they had a real one or not was if a glass marble would hit it hard because it would break. So a dough baby is someone who is fragile.
She is a dough baby.
by Okaysohowaresyou November 16, 2020
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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
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Baby tent

A "baby tent" is created when a man's erect/semi-erect penis causes his clothing to stand out.
Mike just hugged Lucy and he's totally got a baby tent.
by Polymerisation April 11, 2011
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Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.
“Aww look at that blue blob!”
I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
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