double-zero

n. The last two digits of a cell phone call that ends precisely on a certain minute.

Since the phone company fucks you and rounds up your minutes, it is most economical to terminate a call exactly at a "double-zero" mark.

My conversation with John was wrapping up at 5 minutes and 47 seconds. When he tried to open up a new subject, I stopped him and ended the call right at "double-zero".

by tonyfromjersey March 16, 2007

zero

the concept of zero can be explained by the abscence of a number

3-2-1... zero?

by [e-mail] March 21, 2010

Zeryka

a girl that is rude,mean and an asshole. A just bad person in the heart. Who is a horrible friend and a bad family member. Someone that is a very selfish person.

Zeryka is a bad person

by purplering bobob December 2, 2019

Zerry

gay

Zerry gay

by zerry still gay October 22, 2019

zerlynde

A crazy party animal with a few tricks up her sleeves. A ferocious beast when it comes to it, once you get a Zerlynde, hold her in your arms and never let go.

Boy 1: did you just see her stick her tongue out quirkily in the avocado aisle?
Boy 2: oh yeah that’s zerlynde! she’s the wild one in our friend group

by sadie3 April 7, 2021

below-zeronaire

Below-zeronaire is even worse than a zeronaire. All a below-zeronaire's got is debts. Often an ex-millionaire.

You remember Bill Gates? Yeah, he used to be a squillionaire, and look at him now! He ended up as a below-zeronaire!

by Roland the Jazz-ass September 28, 2006

Dirty Zerber

The act of taking a shit on somebody's tummy area and then burying one's face in it and then blowing hard, making a satisfying farting sound.

I took a shit on Fred's tummy, rubbed it in a little and then I pressed my face in it and blew real hard, making a farting sound. Fred giggled. That's what I call giving a Dirty Zerber !!

by TechShopBoyz July 4, 2011