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Vanilla

not vanilla, but somewhat vanilla.
He is so Vanilla
by jerrywithat September 19, 2020
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Vanilla shit

When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.
"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."
by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021
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Vanilla childhood

A childhood that was good with out any abuse like mentally, and physical abuse or even emotional things like relationships with family that was brocken, like having divorced parents or simply living poor and not in high middle class or high class parts and not being able to have a lot of privileges as much as other people

( side note have a vanilla childhood is good and please don't romanticize getting abused, sexually assulted, or emotionally abused ect. In any way)
Person 1: "yeah my parents are really nice and they never have abused me in any way and support me for who I am and what I want to do in the future "

Person 2: "you definitely had a vanilla childhood, unlike me :')"

Person 1: "I'm sorry bro :("
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
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tricky vanilla

Awwwww, Christina is up to some tricky vanilla.
by Christinalicious January 14, 2009
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Vaginal vanilla

Jamie: What happened last night with you and Annie?
Frank: Well I was finna go down on her, but I could smell that vaginal vanilla a mile off.
by lonelybowling June 13, 2018
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Vanilla Ice

It could be a name of a ice cream or a motherfucking rapper from Detroit
Dude,look it's Vanilla Ice!
I love Vanilla Ice
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