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Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
mugGet the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socksmug.
An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.
Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.
by 3737 May 20, 2010
mugGet the Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.mug.

Pee-tube

What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
You have a pee-tube, that’s got to suck.
by AlwaysGloris June 12, 2018
mugGet the Pee-tubemug.

Tube Games

This is a collection of pokecord like games for discord and YouTube of a variety of games. There are currently about 30.
Dude do you play tube games? Yea they’re the greatest
by TheAnonymousGameGuy October 20, 2020
mugGet the Tube Gamesmug.

Bentley Tube

A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
by BrizzleRizzle December 18, 2024
mugGet the Bentley Tubemug.

Ignorance Tube

The tube in the neck where assholes spew an overwhelming amount of ignorance, can also be the place that people shove food into known as the Nutrient Chute
I cant listen to john when he's spewing bullshit out of his Ignorance tube
by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018
mugGet the Ignorance Tubemug.

feeding tube day

Feeding tube day is on the 24th of July on feeding tube day you have to give someone with a feeding tube a drink
Aw but man it’s feeding tube day fancy a double vodka coke on me
by Patflin July 24, 2024
mugGet the feeding tube daymug.

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