Three Card Charlie

The act of a man placing his penis in a woman's mouth after removing it from their partner's ass, during a sexual encounter involving three persons. Thus, doing ass to mouth with the woman in waiting.

Bob is having anal sex with Jill while her friend Jane is in waiting. Bob then preforms a Three Card Charlie by removing his penis from Jill's ass and placing it into Jane's mouth.

by Milaga March 26, 2009

three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.

" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".

by David Erwin September 12, 2011

Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

three empty words

I Love You

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.

by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017

Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009

three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.

Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.

by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016