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National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day

falling on the 13th of February, National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day, also known as NBUASUFD we have this day to show our hate for the steven universe fanbase.
idiot: ey man u tryna watch sum steven universe?
chad: **beats the everliving shit out of him**
bystander: somebody stop him!11
police: nah its National Beat Up A Steven Universe Fan Day
by NOT NEKU February 13, 2023
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Steven

A guy who treats his girl like she's everything ever. Steven never ever disrespects a girl, and looks out for his friends. If you meet a Steven, you should be his friend because he is the best. Usually warm and cuddly. You're lucky if a Steven ever loves you, because he's the best guy ever. Kind, caring, compassionate and determined. Set to making the best of everything and is extremely genuine
Person 1: Wow that guy was so nice
Person 2: Must've been a Steven
by Edwardthedemon November 29, 2021
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Steven

A guy who is fat, mentally underdeveloped, and works at a pizza place.
This guy is a real steven.
by 123AbcStevie September 18, 2023
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Steven

A super charming, handsome and wise man, his heart is super special.

I pretend I don't, but I'm head over heels

If you have a steven never let him go!! He's a keeper and so handsome.
He melts my heart and hypnotise me with his eyes.
Steven will melt you let butter
by Lovellove January 23, 2022
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Stevens

In the lore of Valley Highschool, Richard Stevens, commonly referred to as Stevens, is the god of the raisins. When he consumes raisins, he grows all powerful and can rip a child apart atom by atom with nothing but a blink of an eye. He attempts to hide his power as the raisin god by pretending to hate raisins because even the thought of raisins makes him aggressively cum everywhere, destroying everything his cum touches due to its high radioactivity.
Did you know that the Chernobyl disaster was caused by Stevens cumming after eating 2.5 million pounds of raisins in half a second? It only took him 3% of his power, as anything over 10% of his power would devastate Earth into a powerful nuclear holocaost and perminantly irradiate Earth ending all life in it and if he uses anything over 15% of his power it will rip apart the universe atom by atom.

Oh, Jeremy, did you hear about Stevens the raisin god destroying a village filled with children to tear them apart to help him overcome his massive amount of energy he gained from eating two raisins? It made him use .2 percent of his power.
by big_dicked_boiiii February 9, 2019
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Steven

A boy who got you back, he is hot af but he is kinda in mature but funa af
" u such a steven like god damnn "
by Dkkdjfudidj April 6, 2017
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Steven Sebastian santos

Simply the best at everything he does. In the tree world he is regarded as a god. If ever you ever get the chance to meet him, you're truly best and gods favor is apon you.
Who's the best that ever did it? Steven Sebastian Santos
by Apple sauce to a boss May 26, 2022
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