Dragon steamer

Shit on someone's chest faltering eating Chinese takeout

Dude, I have a date tonight, let's Oder Chinese so I can give her a dragon steamer

by Blueshowshit August 29, 2014

plane steamer

A shit taken on an Airplane. One that really stinks up the whole cabin!

I just dropped a plane steamer and they had to land the plane!

by thegreginc March 15, 2021

Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface April 22, 2018

Raspberry Steamer

When a girl is on her period, takes a shit on your chest, then rubs her period blood and shit on your chest to give you a streak of raspberry puree.

My girl did the raspberry steamer on me last night.

by KingDongUn May 16, 2022

bunk steamer

You think an upper decker is over the top, try the bunk steamer. It’s when you slowly take a large dump across your college roommate's bed sheets. They will think twice about not cleaning up after themselves after this experience. Results guaranteed. Plus, you save a trip to the bathroom.

“Bruh i just took the fattest bunk steamer on that girls bed ever”

by spherika December 20, 2023

Cletus steamer

An act of self gratification were one shits on their own chest. As apposed to a cleveland steamer were a person shits on another chest.

No one was around to give me a Cleveland steamer, so I pleasured myself with a cletus steamer

by Toivo22 May 13, 2020