Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.
by Eldood May 30, 2019
Get the Parkermug. the definition of overcompensation. and who gets mad over small things and can be a prick cause he is rich.
by angry rich bitch January 1, 2020
Get the Parkermug. when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
Get the Peter Parkermug. 
A person who can eat more than the average polar bear but still be fast enough to get speeding tickets
by Parkmanwiththestang August 22, 2023
Get the Parkermug. A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Hym "Drone strike Mason Parker Esquire today. Immediately. Or find him and kill him. Either way, my email is far too specific for it to be a coincidence. Get him out of here."
by Hym Iam August 13, 2025
Get the Mason Parker Esquiremug.