mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 27, 2021

Mommy

A sexual kink that femboys, chads, and sometimes egirls share.

femboy; hey mommy
Chad: Yo whats up

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

comfy mommy

A (literal) mother who is very sexually comfortable with her son, daughter, or non gender specific child.

Jeff: I have a comfy mommy.
Joe: That's messed up
Jeff: I know

by IAmVeryDepressed August 23, 2020

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

Mommy Blindness

When people tell you shit your kids/pets/friends did/are, but your brain just can't register it cause you think they're perfect no matter what

Person1: I'm sorry, but your son is very overweight
Person 2: No he's not! He's just a little chubby!
Person 1: You need to snap out of the mommy blindness

by NuclearKärring November 29, 2017