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Swift the Fast man 

Out runs the whole crew
No need for discussion
You must be lucky enough to see him running

Faster than the speed of light cant see him
Neither can you hear him
But he is surely the one and only man faster than a flash
Get Ready, before Swift the fast man is ready to go, he will take you out in less than a blink because you cannot see him, he is invisible to the naked eye.
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Stan The Water Man 

not the guy from the Markiplier video, but instead the youtuber who makes videos of himself singing karaoke songs.
look, stan the water man posted a new karaoke video.

Orval the Bread man 

Elder man with no legs from the 2000's who distributed bread freely from his van
Do you think your a true long term Tacoma resident? Do you remember Orval the Bread man?
Orval the Bread man by Caleb004 November 13, 2022

Sam the black man 

A black man of the name of Sam who likes men that have a bunch of saliva in there mouths
Sam-oh Conner oh how I love you

Conner-Sam imma be straight I want yo 12 inch bbc in my tiny ass Sam the black man
Sam the black man by D m c February 12, 2023

Jamie The Sexy Man 

JAMIE HAS 6 INCHES OF MEAT AND IS THE BEST IN BED, HE IS MY DADDY, DADDY JAMES AHHHHHH

PS: The name Eli is someone with a cock that is the size of a mouse
Jamie the sexy man, AUGGGGGGGG
Jamie The Sexy Man by ThatOneSexy November 3, 2023

.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9. 

.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.
.9.The Thinking Man Statue Are Asian, Creole, Haitian Tyrannies Done By Individuals Through Sincerity.9.

super stan the fairy man 

fat smelly pussy gay kid who likes fat cock and jon coughlin he is very werid and thinks hes funny made out with cage
oh im super stan the fairy man and i should be killed